Grass
The grass isn’t greener on the other side, guys! Everyone lied to you! It’s really dry and sick and pale and it scratches the bottom of your feet if you don’t wear shoes, and in the mid-day, countless fires are started because of it!
Just saw this again over winter break. Love the second scene so much more than I remember.
(Source: quentinjerometarantino)
Via Just Things and More Things
I told a girl at a bar last night that I liked her glasses
and she looked at me like I was a filthy pig who was just trying to fuck her. I wanted to take back my comment so much. I wanted to tell her “Fuck you and your glasses. I lied, they fucking suck.”
Fucking SF hipster.
Nice glasses, though.
SF
I went out to SF last night and I was running and I fell and I fucked up my shoulder in a most unbelievably terrible way, and it hurts a shit ton right now, and I’m just really pissed because it took me a lot of time to put on my shirt.
I can’t imagine how difficult my shower is going to be in a few minutes. Shampooing my hair!?
MOTHER.
OF.
GOD.
I have never been more proud of you than I am right now. I hope her personality is hideous.
– Patrick, putting things into perspective, or He Gets ItAbout me
I know you ain't a pimp but pimp remember what I taught ya
