May 2009
7 posts
SoCal Lovin'
Tiffany: What are you taking back home
Francis: Just some clothes. I'm leaving behind my dirty clothes at the house
Tiffany: Why don't you take home the dirty clothes so you can clean it and not come back to some awful smelling clothes in three months
Francis: .... nope, I'm bringing home the clean clothes. You can't stop me
Tiffany: I'm gonna tell your mom on you
Francis: You say even one word to my mother and I will fucking kill you.
“I promise, I will never be your friend. No matter what. Ever.”
– Jack Whitman, The Darjeeling Limited
“Can I tell you something? I always thought she looked like a little cow. No,...”
– Adolfo Gonzalez
Finished
I am done with my studio career at UC Berkeley.
REJOICE!
Awkward Delt
Francis: NEEeeEeeEEL
David: WHeEEeeeEEL
Chris: BANANA PEeeEeeEEEL
Patrick: FEEEEeEEEeEEEL
Peter: Does this follow you wherever you go man? People just rhyme-
Neel: NO, HELL NO. Only these fools constantly rhyme my name with whatever they can find!
Chris: We do that with everyone's name though!
Neel: Yeah! How the fuck did we even get to Lalald!?
David: Oh man, poor Nadera that one doesn't make any sense.
Neel: First it was Eric. then we got to Erald. then it was Eraldo. Then Erald again, then Babald, Lalald, Faflald. We wouldn't stop.
Visitor: Wait, why do you guys call him banana peel? Is he... slippery?
Chris: Naw. It's cause we're weird.
