Heretic Pride

But when you’re very clearly trying to scam on my friend in a very asshole-manner, and my friend has already, very clearly as well, defined that she will not be trying to stay the night at your place, and you say that Blink 182 is “90s punk”… well, I’m sorry but the laughter was completely involuntary. 

If you’re going to try and woo girls with your dope speaker system connected to your iPad, (which is dope, I will confess)  then at least try to know your fucking musical genres and try and learn that Blink 182 and The Offspring weren’t “90s [fucking] punk” because you sound like a god damned fucking retard, because that’s exactly what you fucking are. 

Also, saying “my roommate isn’t here, so you can crash if you want to” is not a joke and you saying it was a joke after nobody in the room laughed doesn’t make it a joke. You fucking weirdo.