Growing Up
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David:
There are two people next to me at work, flirting, and they're really annoying.
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Victor:
How?
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David:
They're doing that "oh my god I don't want to even see you but I'm gonna laugh at everything you say and linger in the middle of the office while we both pull away, still trying to talk over people's heads" thing.
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Victor:
Fuck that thing. They're too old for that.
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David:
Yeah man, gotta change your method.
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Victor:
I just look for girls in the Alpha Delta Phi Society... makes it so much easier.
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David:
I've started calling the girls that I want to spend time with
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Victor:
Ooh, I've heard good things about that approach.
Posted on Wednesday November 9th
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